[2a1]
Toyle: Representing team Charthur and sporting the latest in Neo-Techno Cyber-augmentation... 
Toyle: it's Kid Neon!
[2a2]
KidNeon: This broadcast's comment page indicates that Jasmaby still thinks the zombie is actually a mummy.
[2a1]
Toyle: Wow! You can tell all that from here?
[2a3]
KidNeon: My cyber-eyes grant me a constant stream of technobuzz from the surfnet.
[2a4]
Toyle: Is that all they see?
[2a3]
KidNeon: They see everything. Including Jasmaby's charade for what it actually is: a charade.
[2a4]
Toyle: Can you tell the viewers what you bring to the table?
[2a5]
incognitochip: Beep boop. Systems armed.

KidNeon: Chip the MicroCat is equipped with a variety of anti-personnel artillery and sensors. Jasmaby's sympathizers have no chance.
[2a6]
Toyle: It looks fierce! What else-
[2a5]
Chip: Beep boop! Bzzt! Low-quality post detected!
[2a7]
KidNeon: Gotta go. Someone on the surfnet said something I disagree with.

narrator: Kid Neon - Team Charthur / Stripegoat / Power: Neo Technomancy / Battles Won: 23 / Battles Lost: 15

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[2b1]
incognitoadrian: Did someone say...
[2b2]
incognitoadrian: Surf?
[2b3]
Toyle: Oh! Looks like we have someone from Team Jasmaby!

Toyle: It's Adrian!

[2b4]
[2b5]
Toyle: Watch the camera! Watch the camera! It's not waterproof!

[2c1]
Adrian: Stoked to be here, little bro. Looks like we got us some waves comin' our way.

Adrian: Totally looked like they were gonna be some bummin' ankle busters, but gnarlatious things come around when you least expect it.
[2c2]
Toyle: I don't know what you said, but great!
[2c1]
Adrian: Means it's totally excellent.
[2c2]
Toyle: Tell our viewers what you're bringing to Team Jasmaby!
[2c3]
Adrian: Check out the big gun, little dude! Didn't you see it when I shredded on in?

Adrian: This board's my totally awesome girl Valentina. She and I go way back, and we're here today to make those Charthur dweebs eat it.
[2c4]
Toyle: Eat what?
[2c3]
Adrian: No time to explain, little dude. Gotta go get ready!

narrator: Adrian - Team Jasmaby / Surf Tiger / Power: Mondo Waves / Battles Won: 17 / Battles Lost: 12

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[2d1]
incognitovivian: What's the strongest element in the world?

Toyle: Could it be? It's...

[2d2]
incognitovivian: It's ROCK!

Toyle: From team Charthur, it's Vivian!
[2e1]
Toyle: Hey! That's my mic!
[2e2]
Vivian: Helllooo, Dewclaw!

Vivian: Are all of you ready to ROCK?

Crowd: YEEEEAAAHHH!

Vivian: YEAH!
[2e3]
Vivian: What about you, little guy?
[2e4]
Toyle: I'm not much of a rocker. Can I have the mic back?
[2e3]
Vivian: You got it, guy.
[2f1]
Toyle: Tell us, why did you pick Charthur's side?
[2f2]
Vivian: I was in the neighborhood and heard she was getting into a badass fight, and I owe her one.
[2f1]
Toyle: Do you think she's right?
[2f2]
Vivian: About what?
[2f1]
Toyle: About Jasmaby not knowing the mummy was actually a zombie.
[2f2]
Vivian: I don't know anything about that. I just owe her one, so I'm gonna melt some faces for her.
[2f3]
Toyle: Well, I-
[2f4]
Vivian: Is that Adrian over there? 

Adrian: Vivian! Is that you?

Vivian: I'll be damned! 
[2f3]
Toyle: Do-
[2g1]
Adrian: You're on the wrong side! You're gonna totally wipe out.
[2g2]
Vivian: I'm gonna totally kick your ass!

narrator: Vivian / Glam Candies / Power: Underground Hit / Battles Won: 17 / Battles Lost: 12